Wait, what?

This was in my head last night late, even before Bob's message.

God: No, no, wait, wait, you don't need to explain. I forgive you.
Me: No, you don't know what I've done I..
God: No, you don't understand, I do understand. Dude, I know everything and I still forgive you.
Me: Wait, what?
God: What "what"? I forgive you.
Me: Why?
God: Dude, my child, I love you.